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fiji, australia, tew crew

Following adventure’s call Into the depths of the sea, Just beyond the horizon, Is our destination. Amazing lengths have been taken, Underway for quite a while now, Simply for the enjoyment of the family. Tew Crew Adventures we call it- Really, it’s just our life; Always venturing out, Leaping at every chance we have, Impulsively… Read More fiji, australia, tew crew

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mother’s day 2019

mother’s day. did you know that fresh flowers and plants are bought more on this day than any other, other than Christmas? i have also heard that people use their phones to call (their moms) more on this day than any other holiday. tradition held that you would go to church then write a letter… Read More mother’s day 2019

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laugh bomb

a looonnnggggggggg time ago, my brother and i were sitting at a table with four guys in my class. someone said something funny and my brother started dying out laughing. then one guy said “laugh bomb” and my brother lost it again. from then on for YEARS whenever someone said “laugh bomb” infront of my… Read More laugh bomb

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we’re laughing with you

*i do something silly or stupid, but don’t laugh* *dad starts laughing* “we’re laughing with you, not at you. you’re just not participating,” dad. thaaaankssssss. -dad 12/28/2018

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you doodoo trash

my brother and i mess around a lot. i call him turd nugget. then one day he fires back with, “well you doodoo trash.” bahaha. -bro 12/28/2018

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should i do like a front flip?

my brother thinks he’s hilarious. he was acting all cocky and i go, “get over yourself.” without hesitation he throws this back at me, “so, should i like do a front flip or something? to get over myself?” bahahahaha. i couldn’t help but laugh. he’s so witty. -bro 12/02/2018

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my hype girl

“i know that your pictures are going to turn out great because you are a goddess in rare true beauty… in my professional opinion- a professional female, because i’m good at it. you’re genuinely so naturally pretty. you want them to look like you and represent your simplicity and natural beauty! but your’e the best… Read More my hype girl

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turd-le

not sure if this is normal or not… probably not because my family is weird. but we call each other turds when the other person is acting “mean”. my dad said, “your brother is 2/3 turtle. just the turd part.” bahahahaha. i don’t know why but i just think that is so funny. -dad 11/30/2018

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you idiot

my brother texted “you idiot” to my ex when he broke up with me. sometimes i just think about that. first of all, it’s hilarious because my ex was super mad that an eleven-year-old said that to him. secondly, awwww. my brother, who doesn’t show he cares too much too often, who acts too cool… Read More you idiot

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pregnant chin

one way to sign “you’re welcome” in ASL is motioning from the chin-area, out and down, and then back into the chest area. my dad always thinks he’s funny, so when i sign “thank you” he responds with, “pregnant chin” because that’s what he thinks it looks like. -dad 08/28/2018

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raging behind

*i don’t eat lunch at the exact time my mom does* mom: “you can’t do that. you have to eat. otherwise, your body goes, ‘you haven’t done what you’re required to do for me. so, i’m going to turn you into a raging butthole.’” apparently i’m not easy to be around when i’m hangry… 08/27/2018